Ellen had to do a huge favor for a good friend of hers during the show today. We’d like to thank Michelle’s husband for taking the time to talk with us!
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
why are iphone chargers not called Apple Juice
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
I love puns.
These are actual laws in America, and they really are just unbelievablehow on earth could ANY of these be a real law???
this was the greatest movie ever and nothing you say can change that
when I go to the movie theatre