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    darrynek:

    nxte:

    so i google searched “badass winnie the pooh” and…

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    and on that day humanity received a grim reminder 

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    When Autocorrect changes a word you didn’t spell wrong…

    brokenlimits:

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    samandriel:

    i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

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    meladoodle:

    my director yesterday was like ‘alright grab the nearest hottest person and kiss them on the lips’ as a joke so i said ‘haha i can’t kiss myself’ and no one heard except this one guy and so he stole my joke and shouted ‘I CAN’T KISS MYSELF’ really loud and everyone laughed and that’s the first time i killed man… just kidding it wasn’t the first.

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    theoriginalspike:

    georgemallory:

    nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    plasticbagvevo:

    "why yes, i do play sports"

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