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    ellendegeneres:

    Ellen had to do a huge favor for a good friend of hers during the show today. We’d like to thank Michelle’s husband for taking the time to talk with us!


    thatfunnyblog:

    Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

    (Source: randyliedtke)

    unlimitedinternet:

    why are iphone chargers not called Apple Juice

    pubicles:

    Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am


    (Source: glitteringgoldie)


    zombienationxo:

    I love puns.

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    how on earth could ANY of these be a real law???


    blue-eyed-hanji:

    this was the greatest movie ever and nothing you say can change that

    (Source: stacys-gwen)


    ruinedchildhood:

    Thots be like

    (Source: tireds)


    when I go to the movie theatre

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